Memorizing your lines (and occasionally adding a flirtatious wink) is key to winning the American people over—as shown by the barracuda VP-running hockey mom. Now, it's their turn: Meet Bristol, Track, and Willow as they jig and bellow out their chords in the Palin Family All Star Revue and Election Spectacular at UCB Theatre. This half-hour family variety show takes the three eldest Palin kids (plus fetus) straight to the White House as they proudly proclaim all the misinformation their moose-hunting, Troopergate-stained mother has taught them over the years. And with special guests like high-school dropout Levi "Sex on Skates" Johnston and Chelsea Clinton, it'll be a party that even Putin would fly over to see. (Caution to FOX News: No retouching done here, either.)
Fri., Oct. 24, 7 p.m., 2008
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