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Bill Parcells is as much known for his coaching ability as for being a screamer. Will his bully tactics take the Jets all the way?






Powerful

Age: 25

Resides:: North Bronx

Occupation: Office administrator

Would you like to have Bill Parcells as your boss? Yeah. He wants the job done. That’s okay with me. I like
the pressure. That no-nonsense style makes him a winner. None of that vague shit.

Will the Jets make it to the Super Bowl? Oh, yeah. Whether they’ll win, that’s another story.

Worst boss you ever had? Prejudiced. This lady boss was prejudiced as shit. One time, we got this new temp, she was black, and the boss said, “Can’t stand all these blacks in here.”








Sonny Cruz

Age: 40

Resides:: Metuchen, New Jersey

Occupation: Sales

Would you like to have Bill Parcells as your boss? No. He’s
effective, but his tactics are uncalled for. But
I would work for him if I was getting paid
seven figures and he made me look as good
as he does the Jets.

Will the Jets make it to the Super Bowl? I don’t think they’ll go all the way this year. But just like Parcells did with the other teams, in
their fourth year they will.

Worst boss you ever had? He was egotistical, selfish, and childish. He did a lot of yelling.





Gina Bermudez

Age: 22

Resides:: East New York, Brooklyn

Occupation:
Administrative assistant

Would you like to have Bill Parcells as your boss? No. I heard he’s an asshole. He’s at the top, I know, but I’d rather not work for an asshole, even if it means you’re a winner.

Will the Jets make it to the Super Bowl? From what I hear, they suck. But I’ll be happy
if they do.

Worst boss you ever had? One of my bosses was on a real power trip. He was too into
being a manager and he always looked
down on his workers.






Louis Neptune

Age: 26

Resides:: New Jersey

Occupation: Sales

Would you like to have Bill Parcells as your boss? No. Parcells is a screamer. That’s how he motivates, and the Jets needed that, but I don’t.

Will the Jets make it to the Super Bowl? No. Second-round exit. I’m a Giants fan all
the way, baby!

Worst boss you ever had? One boss I had
liked to micromanage. He needed to know where you were every second. No freedom.






Mary Garcia

Age: 46

Resides:: New Jersey

Occupation: Attorney

Would you like to have Bill Parcells as your boss? I love Bill Parcells. He was a great coach to the Giants. He knows football. The screaming and yelling is all just showmanship.

Will the Jets make it to the Super Bowl? Yeah.

Worst boss you ever had? I’ve been lucky. I
employ myself.










Lloyd Deis

Age: 58

Resides:: West
Springfield,
Massachusetts

Occupation: Consultant

Would you like to have Bill Parcells as your boss? I wouldn’t mind. He’s not that bad of a guy. He’s harsh sometimes, but he gets results.

Will the Jets make it to the Super Bowl? No. Too many other teams are better.

Worst boss you ever had? This old warrant
officer when I was in the service. The air force. He had only one way of doing things.
There was no discussion.






Katherine Navarro

Age: 23

Resides:: Rockland

Occupation: Consulting

Would you like to have Bill Parcells as your boss? No. I would if I were
really part of a team, but in a normal job it’s not always like that.

Will the Jets make it to the Super Bowl? Way they’re going, yeah.

Worst boss you ever had? When I used to work in Blockbuster. He fired everybody and put in all his own people. But he got fired later.










A. Mier

Age: 29

Resides:: East Village

Occupation: Editor

Would you like to have Bill Parcells as your boss? I guess it depends on how much I’d
get paid.

Will the Jets make it to the Super Bowl? They’ve got a 50-50 chance.

Worst boss you ever had? One boss I had
completely mismanaged. The best boss I
ever had gave us a week off for Christmas
and New Year’s. Worst job, though.

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