Music

Bed Behavior

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Daniel Rodriquez

Age 19

Resides Brooklyn

Occupation Employee, vintage clothes store

Do you care about the private lives of celebrities? Honestly, I don’t care about other people’s, but one exception is Michael Jackson. I’m a huge fan. I think the whole story with that kid was a setup, but on the other hand, he should have known better.

What’s your partner’s most annoying habit? The way he smokes. He inhales in this very intense way, puffing and puffing. If we’re talking on the phone and he’s smoking, I say, “Call me back when you’re finished.”

What would your partner say was yours? I’m a dancer and I tend to move in my sleep. I do it when I’m awake and watching TV too, little movements with my head or hands. I dance when I’m getting ready for work; my secret vice is Britney Spears.



Gina McClamrock

Age 25

Resides Manhattan

Occupation Flight attendant

Do you care about the private lives of celebrities? They’re interesting to read about, but it’s a guilty pleasure.

What’s your partner’s most annoying habit? I once had a boyfriend who quoted famous wrestlers from the WWF.

What would your partner say was yours? I’m gone a lot, and I’m not a big plan maker. Maybe that’s why this is an excellent profession for me.



Rema R.

Age 22

Resides Manhattan

Occupation Artist

Do you care about the private lives of celebrities? Yes. I followed the Clinton/Lewinsky thing.

What’s your partner’s most annoying habit? I’m not complaining, but I had an ex-girlfriend who wanted to have sex in public. In the back of a movie theater, in the dressing room at Kmart, anywhere we went, she wanted to give me a blow job. I miss her now.

What would your partner say was yours? Spending money. Right now I just walked around the block and ended up with this new CD player. She’d say, “But you already have CD players!” and I’d say, “But not like this one.”



Patty Wortham

Age 22

Resides Manhattan

Occupation Organizer, Avon Breast Cancer Walk

Do you care about the private lives of celebrities? Whether I care or not, the information seems to come to me. If I end up having sex with them, that’s when I’ll really want to know.

What’s your partner’s most annoying habit? I don’t want it on, or, if it’s on, I want it off as soon as whatever we’re watching is over. I want to be the focus.

What would your partner say was yours? When I take a shower, I leave shoes and underwear on the bathroom floor, shirts hung all over the place. I also have a Judy Garland habit that would drive anyone to drink.



Abbe Hill

Age 36

Resides Brooklyn

Occupation Painter

Do you care about the private lives of celebrities? No.

What’s your partner’s most annoying habit? He wants the last word in a fight. He’ll hang up the phone or end the conversation; he thinks it’s beneath him to engage in a highly emotional exchange.

What would your partner say was yours? I overreact. I resort to using different voices and accents when I’m mad.



Darren Bunn

Age 31

Resides Manhattan

Occupation Illustrator

Do you care about the private lives of celebrities? Yes, because people have sex for different reasons, and love is only one of them. Celebrities should take better advantage of things—when Pee-Wee Herman was caught jerking off, instead of disappearing, he should have gone out and gotten cast as the villain in every movie he could find.

What’s your partner’s most annoying habit? The fact that they’re involved with someone else.

What would your partner say was yours? I’m too analytical, too cautious. Every detail has to be perfect, and I hold my lover to absurd standards. I’m of African descent, so I’m supposed to have a lot of different lovers, one for every different part of me. Of course, they’re all supposed to be loyal to me alone.



Tara Stok

Age 23

Resides New Jersey

Occupation Student

Do you care about the private lives of celebrities? No.

What’s your partner’s most annoying habit? Possessiveness. I hate it when they call every 10 minutes saying, “Where are you?” And no surprise visits! I had a bad experience with a guy who was for all intents and purposes a stalker.

What would your partner say was yours? I’m a bit messy.