First Notorious B.I.G.’s Queen Bee, then “Lady Marmalade”‘s Grammy-winning bad-ass chick from the Moulin Rouge, and now just Kimberly Jones, a 29-year-old convicted criminal sentenced to a year and a day of prison– Lil’ Kim’s career trajectory is tragic, or comic, or neither, I can’t tell. (The semen stomach pump rumor thing throws thing off a bit for me.) Kim’s sentence comes a little over three months after the courts had found her guilty of lying to a federal jury in an effort to protect her entourage who exchanged gunshots with rivals Capone-N-Noreaga outside Hot 97 radio station in 2001. Anyway, if it wasn’t my birthday today, I’d be pretty bummed about all this (sort of).
Read More at the New York Post: “Rapper Lil’ Kim Gets a Year for Perjury”