Vegan s/m fetishists can enjoy chastising naughty humans with playthings from VeganErotica.com, a Utah-based company that offers all the pleasure and none of the guilt. All items are made of an Italian import called Lorica (a water-and stain-repellent synthetic leather that’s as comfy as it is tear-resistant). For doms aching to fetter submissives, strap on the snazzy-looking, custom-made, double-layered NECK-TO-WRIST CUFFS ($45), which line the spine and fasten your slave’s arms firmly behind his or her back. Whip them into thorough slavedom with the 27-inch FLOGGER OF SEVENTEEN (as in the number of tails it has, $30). And for women who enjoy keeping their men in, um, check, the eight-buckled MALE HARNESS ($75) encircles his goodies with a two- to-three-inch ring. Now, if only there was an eco-friendly dungeon.