Flashback: Top 10 Career Moves for Judith Miller


Editor’s note: As the fallout from the Plame Affair keeps showering down, the New York Times announced today that reporter Judith Miller has retired from the paper. As WNBC reported:

She spent 85 days in jail over the summer for refusing to testify about her conversations with [Dick Cheney’s Chief of Staff Scooter Libby]. But after her release, Miller was criticized harshly and publicly by Times editors and writers for her actions in the CIA leak case and for her reporting during the run-up to the Iraq war, later discredited, indicating that Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction.

Back in October, when her departure was still merely rumored to be on the way, contributor Jason Vest posted a few suggestions for what Miller could do with the rest of her life.

Top 10 Next Career Moves for Judith Miller

A compassionate list for a ‘Times’ reporter in limbo

By Jason Vest

In the wake of both her release from jail and The New York Times’ Sunday
, everyone’s asking what’s next for reporter Judith Miller. Some

1. Becomes recipient of new Prisoner of Conscience Chair at American
Enterprise Institute (endowed by Conrad Black and Richard Perle, using
money from dubious Hollinger dealings); as a sideline, opens “Iraqi
National Cafe” just outside AEI’s Wohlstetter Auditorium with Laurie

2. Founds First Amendment Center for Reporters Who are Covering for
Government Sources Conspiring to Attack Whistleblowers

3. Incorporates Pedicures for Prisoners, an advocacy groups for the right of
incarcerated elite journalists to get a little pampering while waiting for
grand jury terms to expire

4. Writes series of books, including memoir (Guns, Germs and Steel
) and how-to book on subverting U.S. newspaper of record (Valerie Plame Has 99

5. Eventually, Lou Dobbs and others come to their senses and stop
uncritically venerating her; backlash become so intense that she desires
anonymity and, fondly recalling her run-in in Aspen with Scooter Libby,
drifts out West and quietly finds work as rodeo clown

6. After Karen Hughes fails, becomes next Undersecretary of State for Public Diplomacy

7. Gets job offer to join crack fake-news team at “The Daily Show.” (Memo to
Jon Stewart: Watch your desk)

8. Prevails on Arthur Sulzberger and Bill Keller to change New York Times motto from
“All The News That’s Fit to Print” to “Whatever Miss Run Amok Thinks She
Can Get Away With, We Run It”

9. Keller and Sulzberger decide to go head-to-head with CNN on media
criticism; Discovery Times channel debuts “Reliable Sources with Judith

10. Keller and Sulzberger announce new job for Miller at Times: