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Leonardo DiCaprio, Tree Hugger and Avenger of Small Bushes


(Access Hollywood)

So we learn from about four different sources this week that our favorite Aviator is shopping around his new reality show E-topia, which will transform one lucky run-down American town into an eco-friendly city of the future with the help of a few goodly-hearted corporate sponsors. Alas, Leo’s just exec-producing and not starring, a missed opportunity if we ever saw one. Dude, every economically devastasted town wants to learn about global warming from a eight-figure movie star. Leo, Eye of the Potato has ideas—they start with Giselle chained to a burning tanker and the genius just keeps on coming.

You would look nice next to a nut burger.

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