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Leonardo DiCaprio, Tree Hugger and Avenger of Small Bushes

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(Access Hollywood)

So we learn from about four different sources this week that our favorite Aviator is shopping around his new reality show E-topia, which will transform one lucky run-down American town into an eco-friendly city of the future with the help of a few goodly-hearted corporate sponsors. Alas, Leo’s just exec-producing and not starring, a missed opportunity if we ever saw one. Dude, every economically devastasted town wants to learn about global warming from a eight-figure movie star. Leo, Eye of the Potato has ideas—they start with Giselle chained to a burning tanker and the genius just keeps on coming.

You would look nice next to a nut burger.