Well, uncomfortable Thanksgiving YouTube, at any rate . . . Eye almost projectile hurled her corn muffin the other day watching this YouTube clip of Tuduckenspaqua, which is—deep breath—a quail stuffed into a spatchcock stuffed into a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey. (Eye was unclear what a spatchcock was; it just appears to be another way to prepare a chicken.) Note: Not for the squeamish, esp. that tasteless cat/dog ending. These guys must have scratched themselves twice, belched, and then came up with this masterplan. And yet, one-up-manship on the turducken concept is always repulsively intriguing.