The Billy Gibbons conundrum: Shoot my face off—or cover ZZ Top with Kid Rock and Nickelback?
Chris Kattan replaced Paris Hilton, who is too nice a girl to slam others.
The most touching moment of the night: Stevie Wonder presented the Century Award to Tony Bennett, and discussed Bennett’s contribution to the civil-rights movement. Bennett remarked graciously, “I’ve been singing for sixty years. The way you’re treating me tonight, I want to sing for another sixty years.”
Cynical a witch as Eye is, she teared up like a babe.