(Top left) The Wire: Bodie gets popped!
(Bottom left) Heroes: Nurse Peter discovers he is the bomb that will blow up the world!
(Top right) Top Model: CariDee, right, beats out girl who owns too many berets for comfort.
(Bottom right) I’m a couch: Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show hits record ratings low.
(Top left & bottom right) Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show sells to high school grads and the drowning.
(Top right) Billboard Awards: Kattan disses Paris, who is too nice a girl to slam her friends.
(Bottom left) The Billy Gibbons’ conundrum at the Billboard Awards: Shoot my face off—or cover ZZ Top with Nickelback?