I don’t know about you, reader, but Eye sleeps well at night not knowing about La Toya’s access to firearms. That’s soon to change: CBS has started production on a new show called Armed & Famous, which will feature La Toya, Wee Man, Jack Osbourne, WWE wrestler Trish Stratus, and Eye’s kiddie TV crush, “Ponch” Poncherello from Chips (shut up). Erik Estrada and the gang will get trained as reserve police officers in Muncie, Indiana and earn the right to carry both the badge and a registered deadly weapon.
Local newspaper The Star Press has extensive coverage of the crew’s time in its home city thus far. Be very scared.