The Simpsons: Bart catches his parents “doin’ it,” can’t eat Milk Duds later.
Wedding Wars: Uncle Jessie’s a gay cartoon! Sorry—”wedding planner well-versed in chignons and tea roses.”
How the Grinch Stole Christmas: With Boris Karloff, the voice of the Grinch. Suck it, Jim Carrey.
The Most Fascinating People of 2006: Looks like a new eyelift for Barb! Plus: Pitt and Borat a no-show.
The Most Fascinating People of 2006: Worst. Writing. Ever. “When Brad Pit and Angelina Jolie finally hooked up, their combined star power lit up the media universe in a blaze of sex and humanitarianism!”
House: Christmas Eve + oxycodone= The vomity detox episode!
The Biggest Loser: The finale. With a weight loss of 214 pounds, Erik wins and becomes The Biggest Loser. Reality TV in a nutshell.
Spike’s Video Game Awards: Final plug just in time for the gift-giving season! Game of the year, Elder Scrolls IV.
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