Eye’s TV Weak in Review


Clockwise from top left:

The Dirt: Courtney Cox’s new show debuts about a Bonnie Fuller-type tabloid editrix. I give it less time than Joey.

The Dirt: Cox tasers her lover’s ball sack after suspecting he’s using her. I wish I could do that.

The Knights of Prosperity: One of ABC’s two new comedies, back to back with In Case of Emergency. The Knights set out to rob Mick Jagger, who from the looks of this photo has suffered enough.

The Knights of Prosperity: Mick Jagger’s statue of Rolling Stone lips spew butter for your popcorn. I want this.

Clockwise from top left:

Beauty and the Geek: The premiere episode of the new season, and the beauties are already in bed with Bill Gates premies.

Beauty and the Geek: The beauties have to interview a co-writer of Freakanomics, who looked slighly amused but mostly horny.

The O.C.: The show’s gettiing pulled finally, with the last episode Feb. 22. Ryan meets his actual father this week, who’s like hot Ric Ocasek.

Megan Mullally Show: Had the honor of being the first show pulled off the air in 2007.