The L Word: Season premiere. Shane snorts up a tub of coke in celebration.
The Apprentice LA: Season premiere. The losers have to live in a tent in the backyard of the winners’ mansion. Reaching new levels of obnoxiousness, the website refers to the teams as “The Haves” and “The Have-Nots.”
I Love New York: New York let most of her suitors pick their own names, with a few exceptions.
Gay, Straight or Taken?: The show that trumps stereotypes! Speedo Boy here was the straight red herring.
Really Big Things: The new Discovery Channel show about . . . you guessed it. For kids who preferred Duplos over Legos.
Bush Addresses the Nation: Send more troops, with an apology in there somewhere. The “Author of Liberty” was a nice touch.
Armed and Famous: “I think the scariest thing I have ever seen is La Toya loading a Glock 40 six feet away from me.”—Jack Osbourne
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on January 12, 2007
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