Organic Dog Kimonos—WTF


Hell has officially frozen over. It happened yesterday morning. The notice came in our inbox: Sckoon Organics has started making organic pet apparel. Aside from an assortment of dog t-shirts, the company offers—what for it—an eco-friendly canine kimono in blue or red.

According to the company:

Sckoon Dog Kimonos are an option for dressing up a worldly and sophisticated furry companion.

Will this spark parallel inventions such as pet sushi? Ah—it’s too late. We shudder to think what’s next for pet fashion. Flamenco outfits? Shoulder pads? Vintage threads? Thoughts?

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on January 18, 2007

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