Beauty & the Geek’s Nate is a Fascist Lie


There must be at least one Geek the Beauties want to hook up with to keep the show interesting; it also makes the famous “geek makeover” episode that much more effective. Last year was a complete farce with Wes, a smokin’ Geek who claimed he “chased monkeys with lasers,” which to any normal human sounds like just another lame job in a behavioral lab. This year it’s Nate, and all Eye has to say is: Star Wars band, Schmar Wars band. The self-assured Geek is clearly getting more ass than he knows what to do with at Harvard, where the nerd-appreciation level is fantastically high. How ’bout that update clip from the local Cambridge news station: