Rome: Brutus has a Jesus moment. And there is more male nudity than you can shake a stick at, so to speak.
SAG Awards: Chandra Wilson declares it’s about all her fellow actors “and that one in rehab.” Hmm.
Daily Show: Bill Gates shills Windows Vista and gives Jon the lame pr interview.
Dateline’s To Catch a Predator: What a 13-year-old girl really looks like.
Top Chef: Ilan won. Shocker.
Top Design: Todd Oldham hosts. His mug looks a little tighter since those House of Style days.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Oh man. A guerrilla promotion goes haywire when the city of Boston mistakes it for a bomb threat. Adult Swim issues an apology before airing its show.
The Sarah Silverman Program: Sarah gets high off cough syrup and meets the Loch-Ness monster. And yes, he thinks she’s cute.