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Happy freakin’ Valentine’s Day

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Clearly, God is with us when it comes to Valentine’s Day: It’s too embarrassing for couples and singles alike to be seen outdoors on this shameful night. Therefore, he sent a slush flood to deter even the cheesiest from living out their sick fantasies, like this woman, who is combing the city for heart-shaped ravioli. Then again, just when you think you have someone all figured out, her avatar turns out to be two fists marked “THUG LIFE.”

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on February 14, 2007

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