The sound effects choir. WTF? Is this supposed to be funny, clever? Fiasco. This eliminates any good will generated by the whole Andre Leon Talley thing.
Whew, here come Steve Carell and Greg Kinnear, making PG sex jokes. Sound Editing. And the award goes to Letters From Iwo Jima. Take that, Mexico!
Sound Mixing: Dreamgirls.
Rachel Weisz presents the Best Supporting Actor award to…Alan Arkin. Fumbles through a prepared statement, starts crying. Boo hoo. Nice guy, stupid movie.
Ellen works the crowd, hands a screenplay to Martin Scorsese. “It’s a cross between Goodfellas and Big Momma’s House.” Now a reprise of the whole silhouette acrobat thing. They roll around and make penguin shapes. Worst. Oscars. Ever.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on February 25, 2007