Please Come Back Jeff Mangum!
If you don’t, Lon Guyland emo pukes will continue to murder your songs at guitar-store solo performances. Perhaps you think this is funny?
DOWNLOAD: Brand New’s Jesse Lacey, “Oh Comely”
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Speaking of Bawston. . .
Letters to Cleo ex-lady Kay Hanley might hang with Perez Hilton, but now she sings about bed-wetting. For reals. We’re with you J-Hop, aging sucks so bad.
DOWNLOAD: Kay Hanley, “Damp Sheets”
Speaking of the Old Singing About the Young. . .
Never ever thought I’d type this, but the the Bruce Dickinson version of this song is much, much better.
DOWNLOAD: Ozzy Osbourne, “All The Young Dudes”
Add This To Your “Rain” Playlist
Bishop Allen dress in pigeon suits, make song about precipitation, rhyme “gray” with “away” and “day.” Note to Justin Rice: Please write songs about pigeons instead.
DOWNLOAD: Bishop Allen, “Rain”
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on May 2, 2007