Times Discovers Todd P: Now We’re All Fucked


Get your goddamn cartoon characters straight, will ya?

Dear New York Times,

The Apple Store in SoHo does not belong in the same piece as the Silent Barn. South 1st Street in Williamsburg is not an alley. And Dan Deacon wasn’t wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt, it was Fred Flintstone!

Thank you,
Sound of the City

P.S. What are “cool points”?

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