Happy birthday, George W. Bush! Now get outta here, guy! No, really. Get out of here.
Doing it through the PPT will cost you $35, but that’s less than you’d spend on buying candles for his cake — if you buy a candle for every American killed in the Iraq debacle. That number is up to 3,508 — 3,362 since Bush announced “Mission accomplished!” on May 1, 2003.