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For a Special Friend


Happy birthday, George W. Bush! Now get outta here, guy! No, really. Get out of here.

The POTUS’s 61st birthday is approaching. You could join the Presidential Prayer Team in sending him greetings before the nationwide celebration on July 6.

Doing it through the PPT will cost you $35, but that’s less than you’d spend on buying candles for his cake — if you buy a candle for every American killed in the Iraq debacle. That number is up to 3,508 — 3,362 since Bush announced “Mission accomplished!” on May 1, 2003.

Pray for the lame duck, courtesy of the Presidential Prayer Team. As Lazlo Toth once said, “You send letters, you get letters back!”


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