Being the Fashion Police, Without Getting Up



A very sophisticated and cultured friend brought to our attention a new way to slack off at work. Oh, wait, this is our job. Kind of. Ugly Outfits New York is a mean blog that makes fun of people’s clothes. What more do you need to know?

Fine, here’s the mission statement:

The Staff at Ugly Outfits New York is dedicated to outing every wrong ensemble in New York City. We won’t stop as long as there are chippies and hipsters armed with the dangerous combo of fashion magazines and credit cards. The Tokyo bureau is scheduled to open in the fall of this year and our children’s children will continue to school the fashion retarded until all the Uggs on the planet have been eliminated. To The Cause!