Healthcare

The Potty Pick-Up?

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Just a small issue we’d like to raise for the ladies out there. Ever since restrooms went (largely) unisex, has anyone else been getting hit on in line for the crapper? Isn’t it a little unsexy? Some guy asks you a million random questions, then you pee, then you hold the door open for him? Why don’t we just leave it open and be married. And then divorced.

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