Woman: You are pushing me.
Man: I am trying to get on the train.
Woman: Well, stop pushing me then.
Man: Why don’t you mind your business. I am just getting on the train.
Woman: Well, it’s my business because you are pushing in to me.
Man: It will be your business when I push you again if you don’t shut up.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on August 8, 2007