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iVOICE TEAM EXCLUSIVE: Iron & Wine Live-Show Chat Recap

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ANOTHER SOUND OF THE CITY CHAT ROOM EXCLUSIVE! JON BOIS BRINGS YOU AN IRON & WINE TOUR IM SCREEN CAPTURE DETAILING THE HAPPENINGS AT ONE OF SAM BEAM’S RECENT SHOWS. . . NO IDEA HOW JON BOY DOES IT, BUT THIS DUDE IS SO MONEY!

**OnlineHost** You have entered the Iron & Wine concert chatroom.

Iron+Wine: i want ur flowers

like baybeeees want god’s loooove

Crowd: /completely still and silent

/for like the entire set

GuyAtBar : /orders drink using indoor voice
Crowd: SHH
GuyAtBar : You guys have been shushing me all night. I think this is the only concert I’ve been to that makes me feel like Tom Cruise hanging from the ceiling in that top-secret room in Mission: Impossible. I mean, I guess that’s kind of cool, but
Crowd: SHHHHHHH

Iron+Wine: or mayybe

as suuuure as tomorrow will coomme

some_kid_in_china: /reads book
Crowd: SHHHHHHHHHH

Iron+Wine: mooooore lyrics

that would be asinine if anyone could actually heeaaar theeeemmm

CrowdsInternalMonologue: Oh crap, did we leave the stove on? I think we left the stove on.

Crowd: SH-SH-SHSHSHSHHHHHHH

Iron+Wine: /plays least audible acoustic solo of all time

Crowd: FR*CKIN’ SHHHHHHHHHHH

Iron+Wine: wait what

Crowd: oh wait sorry

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