When we get bored of taking demented quizzes and playing scrabble on Facebook, we like to
occupy ourselves waste away our life customizing fantasy sneakers on Nike.com. For Christmas, we’re hoping someone will read this and give us a $130 gift certificate to the website. Then, if we can ever stop revising the kicks, we will actually get to wear them. If anyone at Nike is reading this, we’d like to request that you bring back the infrared, which a wise sneakerhead friend recently described as “the best made-up color ever.” There are some cool new design features, though, most notably the option to have crocodile- or alligator-embossed leather on the base and mudguard.