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Joe Biden: A Poem


January 9, 2008

Joe Biden: A Poem

While Hillary conjures tears,
Obama delivers feel-special sermons,
and Edwards pretends he’s tough,
Joe Biden
goes home*,
having received
628 New Hampshire votes**.

But let it be known:
The verbose man from Delaware
with hair plugs
delivered the single greatest line of the
Of Giuliani, he said,
“There’s only three things
he mentions in a sentence—a noun, a verb, and

For this, the Chairman
deserves a cheer.
To you, Joe:

*Sen. Biden officially dropped out of the race
after capturing .92 of the Iowa vote.

** With 96 percent of precincts reporting.

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