January 9, 2008
While Hillary conjures tears,
Obama delivers feel-special sermons,
and Edwards pretends he’s tough,
628 New Hampshire votes**.
But let it be known:
The verbose man from Delaware
with hair plugs
delivered the single greatest line of the
Of Giuliani, he said,
“There’s only three things
he mentions in a sentence—a noun, a verb, and
For this, the Chairman
deserves a cheer.
To you, Joe:
*Sen. Biden officially dropped out of the race
after capturing .92 of the Iowa vote.
** With 96 percent of precincts reporting.