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iVoice: Hannah Montana in 3D, the IM Chat

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Joenas: /kicks own ass
**Online Host**

Welcome to the Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best Of Both Worlds Concert Chatroom Featuring Special Guests the Jonas Brothers Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain in Disney Digital 3-D!
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  MileyCoyote: HAY EVERYBODY HOW Y’ALL FEELIN TONIGHT!?!
  ScreamingKids: AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAH
  MileyCoyote: WHO HERE LIKES FRIENDSHIP?
  ScreamingKids: AAAAAH
  MileyCoyote: I LIKE FRIENDSHIP TRUE, I HAVE TRUE FRIENDS, HERE IS A SONG I WROTE ABOUT IT WANT TO HEAR IT HERE IT GOES
  ScreamingKids: AAAAAH SHE’S JUST LIKE US
  MileyCoyote: AY YAI YAI OH AY YAI

YIIIIIIIII
  JonasJoplin: /points walking stick toward camera
  SaulJonas: /throws tomatoes at screen
  Joenas: /haha wait what the fuck is wrong with this guy
  MileyCoyote: WHOA WHOA

BEST FRIENDS
  ScreamingKids: /EXPLODE
  MileyCoyote: THANKS EVERYBODY! I LOVE YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL SO GREAT! ESPECIALLY…

/points finger at screen in THREE DEEEE

YOUUUUU
**Online Host**
A Hannah Montana graphic spins in place for several minutes
  MileyCoyote: /emerges from disco ball wearing slightly different wig
  ScreamingKids: who is this supposed to be?
  ScreamingKids: THAT’S STILL HANNAH MONTANA OH GOD SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA
  MileyCoyote: Ssssh! No one can know my terrible secret!
  MileyCoyote: UP NEXT IS A SONG ABOUT THE DICHOTOMY OF MAN
  MileyCoyote: AND FURTHERMORE ABOUT HOW I AM A NORMAL GIRL YET A POP STAR AT THE SAME TIME

BUT DON’T TELL ANYBODY OKAY?
  ScreamingKids: WE ARE ALL FIVE WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN JUST SING THE SONGS
  MileyCoyote: /is suddenly surrounded by multiracial 19 year olds

WHOA WHOA YEAH
  JonasJoplin: /executes worst possible David Lee Roth jumpkick
  SaulJonas: /plays guitar
/bounces in a circle like he saw Pete Wentz do once on episode of Cribs
  Joenas: /<<–no seriously look at this guy
  MileyCoyote: MMMHM YEAH YEAH

LISTENING TO YOUR PARENTS
  ScreamingKids: /have religious experience
  MileyCoyote: /sucks in stomach
/pouts lips
/opens eyes as wide as possible

/holds camera two feet above head
**Online Host**
MileyCoyote has taken a sincere MySpace photo (of her nipple).
  ScreamingKids: /are sent on a 20-year journey of sexual discovery that ends with an unwanted pregnancy and at least two tours in the Army
  JonasJoplin: /makes 30 million dollars for Disney
  PaulJonas: /is blinded by the light of God during a trip to Damascus

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