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iVoice: Hannah Montana in 3D, the IM Chat

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**Online Host**

Welcome to the Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best Of Both Worlds Concert Chatroom Featuring Special Guests the Jonas Brothers Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain in Disney Digital 3-D!

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MileyCoyote: HAY EVERYBODY HOW Y’ALL FEELIN TONIGHT!?!

ScreamingKids: AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAH

MileyCoyote: WHO HERE LIKES FRIENDSHIP?

ScreamingKids: AAAAAH

MileyCoyote: I LIKE FRIENDSHIP TRUE, I HAVE TRUE FRIENDS, HERE IS A SONG I WROTE ABOUT IT WANT TO HEAR IT HERE IT GOES

ScreamingKids: AAAAAH SHE’S JUST LIKE US

MileyCoyote: AY YAI YAI OH AY YAI

YIIIIIIIII

JonasJoplin: /points walking stick toward camera

SaulJonas: /throws tomatoes at screen

Joenas: /haha wait what the fuck is wrong with this guy

MileyCoyote: WHOA WHOA

BEST FRIENDS

ScreamingKids: /EXPLODE

MileyCoyote: THANKS EVERYBODY! I LOVE YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL SO GREAT! ESPECIALLY…

/points finger at screen in THREE DEEEE

YOUUUUU

**Online Host**

A Hannah Montana graphic spins in place for several minutes

MileyCoyote: /emerges from disco ball wearing slightly different wig

ScreamingKids: who is this supposed to be?

ScreamingKids: THAT’S STILL HANNAH MONTANA OH GOD SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA

MileyCoyote: Ssssh! No one can know my terrible secret!

MileyCoyote: UP NEXT IS A SONG ABOUT THE DICHOTOMY OF MAN

MileyCoyote: AND FURTHERMORE ABOUT HOW I AM A NORMAL GIRL YET A POP STAR AT THE SAME TIME

BUT DON’T TELL ANYBODY OKAY?

ScreamingKids: WE ARE ALL FIVE WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN JUST SING THE SONGS

MileyCoyote: /is suddenly surrounded by multiracial 19 year olds

WHOA WHOA YEAH

JonasJoplin: /executes worst possible David Lee Roth jumpkick

SaulJonas: /plays guitar

/bounces in a circle like he saw Pete Wentz do once on episode of Cribs

Joenas: /

MileyCoyote: MMMHM YEAH YEAH

LISTENING TO YOUR PARENTS

ScreamingKids: /have religious experience

MileyCoyote: /sucks in stomach

/pouts lips

/opens eyes as wide as possible

/holds camera two feet above head

**Online Host**

MileyCoyote has taken a sincere MySpace photo (of her nipple).

ScreamingKids: /are sent on a 20-year journey of sexual discovery that ends with an unwanted pregnancy and at least two tours in the Army

JonasJoplin: /makes 30 million dollars for Disney

PaulJonas: /is blinded by the light of God during a trip to Damascus

Joenas: /kicks own ass
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