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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best Of Both Worlds Concert Chatroom Featuring Special Guests the Jonas Brothers Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain in Disney Digital 3-D!
Tickets on sale now
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MileyCoyote: HAY EVERYBODY HOW Y’ALL FEELIN TONIGHT!?!
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ScreamingKids: AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAH
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MileyCoyote: WHO HERE LIKES FRIENDSHIP?
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ScreamingKids: AAAAAH
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MileyCoyote: I LIKE FRIENDSHIP TRUE, I HAVE TRUE FRIENDS, HERE IS A SONG I WROTE ABOUT IT WANT TO HEAR IT HERE IT GOES
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ScreamingKids: AAAAAH SHE’S JUST LIKE US
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MileyCoyote: AY YAI YAI OH AY YAI
YIIIIIIIII
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JonasJoplin: /points walking stick toward camera
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SaulJonas: /throws tomatoes at screen
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Joenas: /haha wait what the fuck is wrong with this guy
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MileyCoyote: WHOA WHOA
BEST FRIENDS
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ScreamingKids: /EXPLODE
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MileyCoyote: THANKS EVERYBODY! I LOVE YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL SO GREAT! ESPECIALLY…
/points finger at screen in THREE DEEEE
YOUUUUU
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**Online Host**
A Hannah Montana graphic spins in place for several minutes
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MileyCoyote: /emerges from disco ball wearing slightly different wig
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ScreamingKids: who is this supposed to be?
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ScreamingKids: THAT’S STILL HANNAH MONTANA OH GOD SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA
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MileyCoyote: Ssssh! No one can know my terrible secret!
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MileyCoyote: UP NEXT IS A SONG ABOUT THE DICHOTOMY OF MAN
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MileyCoyote: AND FURTHERMORE ABOUT HOW I AM A NORMAL GIRL YET A POP STAR AT THE SAME TIME
BUT DON’T TELL ANYBODY OKAY?
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ScreamingKids: WE ARE ALL FIVE WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN JUST SING THE SONGS
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MileyCoyote: /is suddenly surrounded by multiracial 19 year olds
WHOA WHOA YEAH
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JonasJoplin: /executes worst possible David Lee Roth jumpkick
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SaulJonas: /plays guitar
/bounces in a circle like he saw Pete Wentz do once on episode of Cribs
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Joenas: /
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MileyCoyote: MMMHM YEAH YEAH
LISTENING TO YOUR PARENTS
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ScreamingKids: /have religious experience
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MileyCoyote: /sucks in stomach
/pouts lips
/opens eyes as wide as possible
/holds camera two feet above head
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**Online Host**
MileyCoyote has taken a sincere MySpace photo (of her nipple).
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ScreamingKids: /are sent on a 20-year journey of sexual discovery that ends with an unwanted pregnancy and at least two tours in the Army
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JonasJoplin: /makes 30 million dollars for Disney
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PaulJonas: /is blinded by the light of God during a trip to Damascus
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Joenas: /kicks own ass |
