While skimming through the white pages looking for Chinese takeout, a friend of mine happened upon page 459, topped with this eye-popping heading. Could you just gag? This has to be an in joke snuck in there by those kooky, all-inclusive Verizon folks—or just maybe it’s the page I’M on! Better than Fat-Fag! (Or Large-Lez). In any case, it’s definitely that book’s gayest page–including the one with Ikea.