Oscar Winner’s Penis-Painting Beau Strikes Out


A portrait by Sandro Kopp

Tilda Swinton has two lovers and an Oscar! The younger of her two paramours, Sandro Kopp, is a talented artist whose price hopefully will go up now. As a reader points out, these very genital works by him didn’t exactly go through the roof, bid-wise, on a New Zealand version of eBay. (Forty dollars??? Surely people are willing to pay more than that for a dick or a vadge, even if they’re just representations!)

And as the same reader notes, Kopp’s own website curiously omits them.

He’s even kookier than Tilda herself!