Bisexuality Storms Bush Country in New Film!


I’m a big star in Austin, Texas, and it’s all thanks to a gorgeous thing called bisexuality! See, a documentary I’m in called Bi The Way—executive produced by Arianna‘s ex, Michael Huffington, and directed by Brittany Blockman and Josephine Decker—is playing at the SXSW 2008 Film Festival in Austin, and it’s gonna make me a big star. According to the release, it’s “a documentary on bisexuality and the ‘whatever generation’ featuring Dan Savage, Michael Musto, Jonathan Caouette, and 100 other people from across the U.S. and across the sexual spectrum.” The premiere screening is Saturday, March 8th at 9PM, and Blockman tells me they’re planning to have 100 girls making out outside, but she’s not sure why. I’d be there—but I’m furious that Savage got better billing than me! And besides, I’ll be busy fucking a GUY.