Legally Bland K-Fed Fails Upward To Broadway


Reports are out there that Kevin Federline is in talks to enter the cast of Broadway’s Legally Blonde in an assortment of smaller roles, including a UPS man! Well, the thoughts–or let’s say mental impulses–that spring most readily to mind are:

*Thank God he’s not going to be the lead. I doubt he could pull that off—even the MALE lead.

*When Britney filed for divorce, Kevin came to be so cleverly known as FedEx. So maybe the UPS part isn’t that much of a stretch?

*Am I the only one who remembers that as a teensy tot, Britney was involved in a show called Ruthless as the understudy for Laura Bell Bundy, who now—hum the Twilight Zone theme, please—stars in Legally Blonde? Creepy, huh?

*And finally: What will be the next step in Broadway’s stunt casting desperation—putting Elliot Spitzer‘s whore Kristen in Chicago? Don’t laugh. At least SHE’S talented!

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on March 13, 2008

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