Donna F, right after I saw you step on my toe
You: the only Donna that can belch on command @ Red Eyed Fly for Tokyo Sex Destruction on Thursday, rocking a red trench coat and wearing pointy-heeled boots. When TSD frontman RJ Sinclair climbed onto the bar during his band’s set, you were so wowed that you stepped back dramatically and almost spilled your drink. Me: the person who would have been wearing your drink. I also own the toe your boots nearly punctured when you fell back. Thanks for smiling at me apologetically, but if you’re really sorry, how about you let me be Donna D and play back-up bass?
My foot (left) your boots (right). Not pictured: that harpoon heel!