“Holy is Healthy!”

As if Bible literalists weren’t busy enough cracking down on the scary gay people and spreading rumors that Obama is Muslim, now there’s a new cookbook that reminds them that the Bible has plenty to say about what’s for dinner, too.

In honor of Good Friday, the press release for The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Good Food from the Good Book, after the jump.

“The Bible is a source of many things, including one of life’s basic ingredients, food. The Bible is a treasure trove of good food: natural, simple, tasty food, most of which is available today. In The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Good Food from the Good Book, author and master chef Leslie Bilderback transforms the wonderful foods found in the Bible into superb, easy to make recipes including:

appetizers
main courses
side dishes
desserts

Each meal features only those ingredients mentioned in Scripture or the closest modern equivalent…”