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iVoice: A Place To Bury Strangers IM Chat

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A Place to Bury Strangers plays the Music Hall of Williamsburg this Saturday, March 22 with Holy Fuck. Ticket info here.

**OnlineHost** Welcome to Apartment Building Chat!
  larry: Come on, I’m going to show you around the city!
  balki: but cousin i am not from this country! my naivete and poor mastery of english will result in hilralrious misunderstandings!
  oliver_ackermann: /gets off elevator

Oh, hey! I don’t think I’ve met you guys yet. I’m Oliver, I just moved in. I’m in this band called–

  larry: AAAAAAHH
  balki: aaaaaaa
**OnlineHost** larry and balki have left the chatroom.
  oliver_ackermann: sigh
**OnlineHost** Welcome to Bedford Ave Bodega Chat!
  cashier: … where are your brothers and sisters?
  kevin_mccallister: I’m an only child.
  cashier: Well where do you live?
  kevin_mccallister: I can’t tell you that.
  cashier: Why not?
  kevin_mccallister:

cush you’re a shtranger

  oliver_ackermann: /walks up to counter

A box of Camel Lights, please.

  cashier: AAAAAAAHHH

/runs away

  oliver_ackermann: sigh
**OnlineHost** Welcome to Spoonbill & Sugartown Booksellers Chat!
  oliver_ackermann: /finds “absurdist fiction” shelf

Oh, neat! I haven’t read this one yet!

  oliver_ackermann: /picks up book
  albert_camus_novel: AAAAAAHH

/grows legs, runs away

  oliver_ackermann: sighhhhhhhhh
  oliver_ackermann: /checks watch

welp

**OnlineHost** Welcome to Music Hall of Williamsburg Chat!
  oliver_ackermann: /takes stage

WHAT’S UP BROOKLYN

  fog_machine: /whoooooooooosh
  crowd: WOOOOOO

IT’S THE LOUDEST FUCKIN BAND IN NEW YORK

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  oliver_ackermann: Thank you! Thank you so much! This means a lot. . . it’s been a hard day.
  crowd: IT’S OKAY, APTBS!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!
  oliver_ackermann: and … and you don’t mind if I find a place to bury you?
  crowd: … WHAT
  oliver_ackermann: /produces shovel, truncheon

well, i mean, that’s sort of our thing

  crowd: HOLY FUCK
  oliver_ackermann: Yeah, we were really honored to have them tour with us.

So who’s first? Clear a pit, everybody!

  crowd: /weeps
  oliver_ackermann: god damn

the noise-rock scene is fuckin dead.

  oliver_ackermann: this really isn’t what I meant by “death by audio.”

guess i won’t need this

/drops truncheon

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