Bitch Slap of the Week: Dissed by Dolly


The other week, I was photographed for a head shot by a director who wanted to submit me for the Dolly Parton video he was doing in which both regular people and notables lipsynch a rousing Jesus song (which I was assured is not the least bit religious, it’s just about belief, blah blah). All was fine and I was ready for the closeup that would finally get my face below the Bible belt, as it were, but then I was told a few days later, “Sorry, they decided to go with non celebrities.” Yeah so what’s the problem? My belief in Dolly is ovah!

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on March 28, 2008

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