Bitch Slap of the Week: Dissed by Dolly


The other week, I was photographed for a head shot by a director who wanted to submit me for the Dolly Parton video he was doing in which both regular people and notables lipsynch a rousing Jesus song (which I was assured is not the least bit religious, it’s just about belief, blah blah). All was fine and I was ready for the closeup that would finally get my face below the Bible belt, as it were, but then I was told a few days later, “Sorry, they decided to go with non celebrities.” Yeah so what’s the problem? My belief in Dolly is ovah!