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Mindy Cohn—my second favorite lady from The Facts of Life—is a total lesbian! In a new movie! In the romantic comedy Sex and Death 101 (opening Friday), Mindy is fairly cute as a sapphic employee of bedraggled Simon Baker. Does she munch carpet? Put bowls of poptpourri on wooden tables? Watch The L Word and cry? No, but trust me, she is a lesbian, even if only because they say so. By the way, lest you lose any sleep wondering, my favorite was Tootie, my third favorite was Jo, and my least favorite was Blair. Any arguments?