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FromWentzItCame: /holds camera above head, pulls out wiener
/throws up horns, makes fish face |
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StumpTheYard: hey pete, whatcha up to |
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FromWentzItCame: sighhhh nm just trying to finish writing this song
maybe you could help? |
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StumpTheYard: sure, I’m always willing to help. What do you have so far? |
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FromWentzItCame: it’s a song about polar bears titled “plr br”
that’s all I’ve got so far >.< |
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StumpTheYard: okay well you already took out the vowels, today’s kids will be able to follow it |
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StumpTheYard: have you tried adding a complete sentence before or after plr br? that might get the ol’ greasy juices flowin’ |
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FromWentzItCame: *lament* ya for a while the song was called “y/n 2 B that is the question, whether tis nobler in th plr br” |
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FromWentzItCame: an i hopped in a circle on it for a few hrs but it just never flt rght |
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StumpTheYard: would it help if when I’m singing “polar bear” I only sing the first half of the word? Like, I can go PAH! LER BAH! |
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StumpTheYard: AH! GOT NO TOY! FOR PLAH BAH! instead of “i’ve got no time for polar bears” et al. |
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FromWentzItCame: lol ^_^ ya that would rilly help |
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FromWentzItCame: ~!!! (idear)
u know what would rilly help, if i looked up the wrd “br” in my homonym dictionary |
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FromWentzItCame: that way i could cm up wth a series of convoluted plays on wrds that have nothing 2 do w/ the song |
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StumpTheYard: That’s a great idea! Isn’t that what you’ve done for the last seven years? |
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FromWentzItCame: bly |
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FromWentzItCame: i could cll the sng “an eskimo freezes his balls off when he’s polar bare”
and then the song could be about a relationship gone wrong |
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StumpTheYard: yesss you could call it “amy poehler had a headache so she took some polar bayer”
and then the song could be about remembering a past relationship |
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FromWentzItCame: “election stresses were more than the poller could bear”
and then the song could be about the excitement of a new relationship |
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StumpTheYard: as long as it’s about a relationship |
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FromWentzItCame: well doy wh d y thnk _ m |
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**Online Host**
Ashlee Simpson has entered the chatroom! |
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DumbAsh: hay guys what’s goin awn |
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FromWentzItCame: hey bb /licks computer screen |
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DumbAsh: what’re you doin’ later, I was thinking we could go out and get tattoos of each others names and then get them removed |
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FromWentzItCame: o thatd be s. grt
c u ltr patrick i’m gonna go be a creepy 15 yr old w/ my gf |
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StumpTheYard: shouldn’t you stay home and finish writing that song, i need it for singing |
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DumbAsh: shut up you don’t know what it’s like to be a punk, living on the fringe of the shadows in a word that’s left you by |
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StumpTheYard: ashlee you are not even good enough for pete wentz |
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DumbAsh: You don’t know me! You don’t know me! If you want my autobiographay, then baby just ask me! |
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StumpTheYard: you mean autograph?
do you even know what words mean |
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DumbAsh: /stands motionless for several seconds
/dances jig
/demands engagement ring |
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FromWentzItCame: epc fl |
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This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on April 11, 2008
