You heard me! The Material Woman is rumored to be dropping by the Cuckoo Club, the weekly gay party at Maritime Hotel’s Hiro ballroom tonight. Again, this is just buzz, but the last time I heard this kind of thing, Posh Spice did indeed show up there (and so did I, honey, hoping for a glimpse of her hot husband). And Madonna is certainly no stranger to gay promotion–or any promotion, especially when she has time-sensitive product to sell. So meet me by the back bar, kids. I’ll give you four minutes to buy me a Diet Coke.