They didn’t bother to change the flyer, but Spank Rock has a mysterious “ailment” that’s prevented him from performing. For hissake, hope it’s not syphilis.
However cynical, promoters sure know that packaging artists who’ve sung about pussy a bunch really packs ’em in. It’s OK: hometown polyglots Brazilian Girls, via lead singer Sabina Sciubba’s feral charm, have turned out many a shy cosmopolitan. B-more native and Philly-raised MC Spank Rock has turned out just as many a musical style in his career-long fuckfest of electro, Miami bass, and Baltimore club. [Editor’s Note: Spank Rock had to cancel due to “a serious sudden ailment”—take one pussy singer off this list.] The Rub DJs and Roxy Cottontail will be keeping the dance floor uncomfortably moist. Your face is melting; it’s untoward. — PETE L’OFFICIAL.
BRAZILIAN GIRLS+THE RUB+ROXY COTTONTAIL, Studio B, 259 Banker St., Brooklyn, NY 11211, Brooklyn.
Crashing Studio B’s Garden Party by Annie Fischer
Nate “Igor” Smith went and took photos for your ogling pleasure.