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iVoice: Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova Re-Enact Once Live

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The Swell Season play Radio City Hall tonight, May 19. Tickets are sold out.

**OnlineHost** Welcome to Swell Season Concert Chat!
  crowd: DO “ONCE”

 

  hansard_prayers: what
  crowd: C’MON C’MON DO “ONCE”
  IrglovaMarketEconomy : wh-

i’m not sure what that means exactly

  crowd: ONCE! ONCE! ONCE!

 

  IrglovaMarketEconomy: Um?

All right.

/drags vacuum cleaner out of green room

  hansard_prayers: Hi. I am a vacuum guy.

 

  IrglovaMarketEconomy: You sing good. Fix my vacuum.

 

  hansard_prayers: Okay.
  IrglovaMarketEconomy: Can I ride your motorcycle?
  hansard_prayers: No.
  IrglovaMarketEconomy: Bye.
  hansard_prayers: /mails piano
  crowd: THAT WAS BORING
  hansard_prayers: That was pretty much the movie.
  crowd: MAKE IT BETTER
  hansard_prayers: What?

All right. All right, fine. Come on, honey, let’s do it again.

  IrglovaMarketEconomy: what

 

  hansard_prayers: Come on, just follow my lead.

We’ll need some help with this. Please welcome our violinist, Colm Mac Con Iomaire.

  mac_con_cheese: /waves to crowd
  hansard_prayers: Okay, from the top.

Hi. I am a vacuum guy.

  IrglovaMarketEconomy: You sing good. Fix my vacuum.
  mac_con_cheese: Not so fast you freaking tool. Say your prayers. I am going to steal your freaking vacuum and run away into the Wilderness.
  hansard_prayers: Uh

pfff hahaha

We are not but meager townsfolk going about our business! How dare you!

  mac_con_cheese: /points violin

Who’s the man with the gun now? Freaking give me the vacuum. I am a bad guy. I became a bad guy because of a horrible accident gone wrong.

  IrglovaMarketEconomy: Oh my gosh! What accident was that!
  mac_con_cheese: I drowned in a humongous ocean. Now give me the vacuum unless you want to know the Way of the Gun.

 

  hansard_prayers: /karate chop

 

  mac_con_cheese: AAAAAGGH

/pratfalls around stage, knocks over drum kit

  hansard_prayers: Remember a second ago, when you were telling me about your gun? Well I karate chopped you, Man vs. Gun. Irony. A taste of your own medicine.
  mac_con_cheese: /dies

 

  IrglovaMarketEconomy: He got his just dessert. Come on, honey, let’s go play instruments.
  hansard_prayers: I can’t. I am forever scarred by the Evil.

 

  crowd:
  crowd: /thunderous applause
  hansard_prayers: You’re shitting me.
  IrglovaMarketEconomy: All right, sequel time. What do we call it?
  hansard_prayers: “Once 2: The Revenge Of–

wait, what was the name of the guy who stole my guitar case at the beginning

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