OMG. I just googled myself on YouTube—oh, hush, I do it every five minutes—and found an old Nelson Sullivan video of the Pop Tarts as me! This ’80s throwback makes more historical sense if you know that the Pop Tarts were a techno dance duo consisting of Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato, the high-class gays who went on to become the award winning producers that created World of Wonder, the L.A. company that’s done everything from Party Monster to TransGeneration and beyond. I can’t get over how they captured my style, my nervousness, my weirdness. Clearly these two should be on a Vegas stage doing impressions of REAL celebrities.