iVoice: Paramore Hosts MTV Hits!


**Online Host**
Welcome to the MTV HITS Chatroom!


  HayleysComment: Hi, I’m Hayley!


  FarrosTomb: I’m either Zac or Josh!


  LetMyPeopleGo: I think I’m Josh, but I could be Zac!


  KingJeremyTheWicked: i haven’t been in the band for like three years but nobody notices because i am invisible and no one has ever looked at me


  HayleysComment: and we’re PARAMORE~! Thanks for peepin’ in and tunin’ out our Hit List here on MTV Hits!


  HayleysComment: for those of you who aren’t familiar with us, we’re a rock and roll band who sings about rock and roll and has subtle Christian rock foundations


  HayleysComment: so of course the first video on our hit list is “Lollipop” by Lil’ Wayne


  FarrosTomb: snicker snicker


  HayleysComment: Lil’ Wayne is a great artist and we like to dance to his musics


  LetMyPeopleGo: /throws up horns randomly


**Online Host**
Welcome to the Lil’ Wayne Video Chatroom!


  LilAbner: /raps into a didgeridoo


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  EnormousBlackAss: *shakes*


  LilAbner: back it up like erp erp


  EnormousBlackAss: like what


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35 minute commercial break has entered the chatroom!




HayleysComment: …welcome back everybody, we’re Paramore and thanks for watchin’ our video hit list…


  LetMyPeopleGo: /laughs to self for no reason


  HayleysComment: we have an album called “RIOT” with an exclamation point, so our next choice is Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body”


  HayleysComment: listening to Mariah’s music has taught me a lot as a song writer


  HayleysComment: like in the song crushcrushcrush when I say ” Just the one, two I was just counting on”


  FarrosTomb: oh yeah, what was the original line again?


  HayleysComment: “Just like the one, three I was just counting on”


  FarrosTomb: we have really grown as a band



LetMyPeopleGo: /throws up horns just before camera cuts away


**Online Host**
Welcome to the Mariah Carey Video Chatroom!
  CashAndCarey: nay hoooo
nay hooo ooo ooo


/sings for several minutes before the music starts


  CashAndCarey: If it’s a camera up in here then it’s gonna leave wit me when I, do! I, do!


If it’s a camera up in here then I best not catch this flick on You, Tube! You, Tube!


  CashAndCarey: And then I’m gonna check Dailymotion and search for random criteria just to make sure my boo is true
  CashAndCarey: An I might consider downloadin’ the torrent if I can find it on Ask Jeeves and depending on how much time and bandwidth my schedule and computer allow me




CashAndCarey: oooh, touch my body


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The Mariah Carey Video Chatroom is followed by an hour and 15 minutes of the same advertisement for Real World: Hollywood on loop.


  HayleysComment: Welcome back, this is Hayley from Paramore and you’re watching our Hit List on MTV Hits!

FarrosTomb: /cannot possibly take life seriously
  KingJeremyTheWicked: can anyone hear me




HayleysComment: Up next is *my* favorite video evar, which is, as our fans know, “Whatever Video MTV Wants Us To Play”




  LetMyPeopleGo: /HORNSSSS


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Welcome to the, uh, let’s say, “Natasha Bedingfield Video Chatroom” !
boring_and_natasha: /farts into a microphone for 4 1/2 minutes
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Welcome back!
  HayleysComment: For the last video, the guys in the band said they wanted something high fantasy, because too many videos are just people playing concerts or walking around


HayleysComment: so, for the most random unthinkable series of events possible in a video, please to enjoy “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt


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