I can’t keep track of that wacky Lohan clan, despite their increasing insistence on putting each freakin’ family member in my face. Whenever any or all of them are on TV, I have no idea which fucking ones they are! The reason for this confusion is as simple as the plot of Herbie Fully Loaded. In short: The mother looks 30, Lindsay looks 40, and the younger sister looks 60! Discuss.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on May 29, 2008