Don’t tell anyone this, but in between my carousing and throwing my life away on show biz minutiae, I am someone’s godfather! (No fairy godfather jokes, please.) My godson is Liam McMullan, the son of noted photographer Patrick McMullan, and his godmother Anita Sarko and I swell with pride over his achievements as a model, actor, and musician. And now he’s done so well he’s gotten a whole feature written about him in The Observer. He’s more famous than me! This has to be stopped! That’s it—no more being people’s godfather!