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Best Variety of Cheap Socks


There are all sorts of household appliances you don’t know you need until you start browsing through aisles cluttered with fire-retardant file cabinets and bear-shaped oven mitts. At NATIONAL WHOLESALE LIQUIDATORS these things are ridiculously cheap. One of the surplus items they are always eager to get rid of are patterned socks. There are at least three large bins full of 99-cent socks covered with paisley pumpkins or hideous brown and teal smiley-face flowers. My favorites include the dancing anthropomorphic pigs. Some socks in the bin retort “So what!!!” in ugly reds and pinks, but funny socks are pointless, since no one sees them anyway. So why not buy ones covered in alien monkeys?,