Is this that “Crystal” band that plays Nintendo-barf club music for people that don’t actually go to clubs? Or is this that “Crystal” band that plays dorky Steely Dan art-punk for, like, nobody? No wait, this is the “Crystal” band that sounds like lukewarm Mars Volta demos without the chops or personality. Damn, at least a few of the Wolf bands were good. With Chairlift and Religious Knives. — CHRISTOPHER WEINGARTEN
Crystal Antlers at RCRD LBL
Crystal Antlers play the Mercury Lounge tonight. Tickets available here.