‘SLAY RAP FOR POOL EXEC IN DROWNING’
The New York Post, of course, turning an AP story into a classic tabloid headline that’ll make you read this:
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Manslaughter charges were filed yesterday against the president of a swimming-pool company whose firm installed a powerful suction drain that trapped a 6-year-old boy on the bottom until he drowned.
Greenwich police said David Lionetti, 53, of Stamford, “recklessly caused the death” of Zachary Cohn nearly a year ago by failing to have his company install mandated safety devices in the pool.
Mabel, throw me my fedora! I got news to chase before the bulldog goes to bed!