The hit of Murray Hill‘s recent Miss Lez pageant, which I graciously judged, was a group of sapphic cross-dressing entertainers called Switch N’ Play, who wore sultry sideburns and big lapels and rocked the crowd with sexy, choreographed lipsynchs that had me sporting wood for women for the first time in. . .evah. Carrying on the drag king tradition with shellacked style, these kids are gender-liciously good and much hotter—and more masculine—than the reunited New Kids on the Block. Trust mama!